A Leap Above
The Rest.
Hi! I'm Hoppy. For years, I've watched our pond stagnate while the flies buzz just out of reach. I believe in a swamp where every tadpole has a chance to grow into a mighty jumper.
As a community leader, I've organized the annual "Lily Pad Leap-a-thon" and successfully negotiated the "No Snapping Turtle Zone" treaty. Now, I'm ready to take my top hat to the Big Log Council and fight for clearer water, sturdier leaves, and more flies for everyone!
The Swamp Manifesto
Real solutions for real pond problems.
More Flies For All
No frog should go hungry. We propose a strategic fly-attraction initiative using sustainable fruit compost heaps.
Clean Water Act
Filtering out the muck. We pledge to plant 10,000 new water lilies to naturally purify our swimming lanes.
Housing Stability
Every frog deserves a lily pad that won't sink. We're investing in root reinforcement infrastructure.
Voices of the Pond
"Slow & steady votes for Hoppy!"
- Timmy the Turtle
"He creates quite the buzz!"
- The Dragonfly Squad
"Best candidate since '98."
- Grandpa Croak
Join the Tadpole Army!
We need energetic hoppers to distribute flyers, organize lily pad rallies, and spread the word. Sign up today!
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